shiningartifact:

Seriously, Wallace and Veronica’s friendship is SO IMPORTANT. I love them. I love that it was never a will-they-or-won’t-they thing. That it was never an unrequited-one-sided-love thing. It was just the two of them. Supporting and caring about each other. Making each other laugh. Being best friends.
shiningartifact:

Seriously, Wallace and Veronica’s friendship is SO IMPORTANT. I love them. I love that it was never a will-they-or-won’t-they thing. That it was never an unrequited-one-sided-love thing. It was just the two of them. Supporting and caring about each other. Making each other laugh. Being best friends.
shiningartifact:

Seriously, Wallace and Veronica’s friendship is SO IMPORTANT. I love them. I love that it was never a will-they-or-won’t-they thing. That it was never an unrequited-one-sided-love thing. It was just the two of them. Supporting and caring about each other. Making each other laugh. Being best friends.
shiningartifact:

Seriously, Wallace and Veronica’s friendship is SO IMPORTANT. I love them. I love that it was never a will-they-or-won’t-they thing. That it was never an unrequited-one-sided-love thing. It was just the two of them. Supporting and caring about each other. Making each other laugh. Being best friends.

shiningartifact:

Seriously, Wallace and Veronica’s friendship is SO IMPORTANT. I love them. I love that it was never a will-they-or-won’t-they thing. That it was never an unrequited-one-sided-love thing. It was just the two of them. Supporting and caring about each other. Making each other laugh. Being best friends.

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stay-liifted:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

OR FORGOTTEN!

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maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

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kirbyrightbackatya:

you dont understand how much i love this
kirbyrightbackatya:

you dont understand how much i love this

kirbyrightbackatya:

you dont understand how much i love this

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jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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